Finally!

You would think that a fairly popular spot like this one would have streamlined the process for recovering your username and password for a blog you've: abandoned for several years; secured with a password that matches none of the passwords you ever remember using for anything, ever; set the SMS recovery to a phone that doesn't actually take SMS messages; set the recovery email setting to an account to which you also no longer know the user name or password, and which itself is configured with a recovery account that you've also forgotten, although it might be one of six you currently use; and for which one can no longer remember most of the basic chronological highlights of the account's history to within more accuracy than, say, six months or so.

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Guess that happens when you didn't build that....