Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Screw Turns

(Note to new readers: this is not my best post. That would be the one right before this one. I recommend that you immediately scroll down to that one, then maybe range around in the posts below, then come back to this one here.)
The blackest billingsgate, the most ungentlemanly insolence, the most yahooish brutality is patiently endured, countenanced, propagated, and applauded. But touch a solemn truth in collision with a dogma of a sect, though capable of the clearest proof, and you will soon find you have disturbed a nest, and the hornets will swarm about your legs and hands, and fly into your face and eyes.
     -John Addams

Well well well. To quote what Hussein Obama's mentor, tutor and possible biological father, (until I am can examine the original, certified, notarized, long form, vault copy certificate of live birth for myself, it would be irresponsible not to speculate,) Bill Ayers wrote in a personal letter to Osama Bin Laden in 2001: It appears the chickens have come home to roost.

As my many war-commenters will remember, a few days ago I broke the story of the horrifying attempts by none other than the usurper-in-chief himself to organize a cult of personality using the beacons of our future, our very children. Well, apparently, the word on the street has wound it's way up the grapevines to the halls of the ivory towers and tickled ears of our nation's elites- and as you can imagine, it seems there are quite a few movers and shakers 'getting sweaty beneath their white collars!' Now, apparently, the push back has begun!
There You Go Again.
     - Ronald Regan

Remember when this “administration” was willing to turn the full force of the Homeland security on a private citizen in a vain attempt to destroy citizen-journalist-hero Michelle Malkin? Well, like clockwork, they've once again leveled their sights on an American citizen, unleashing of one of the biggest of the big-dogs: newscaster John Leibowitz. From his 9/29- show starting at the 3:20 mark (Note: I include the clip for historical purposes only- I wouldn't recommend watching it, as professional-journalist Leibowitz's reporting skills are sub-par, even for the shout-masters at the MSM):
Who now among you thinks my “first they came for” rhetoric was overblown? It will be interesting to see how they attack your humble citizen-journalist tonight.

And the attacks are coming on other fronts as well: the crypto-facist-nazi-liberals at the agitprop hack-site Rumproast have threatened to add this beacon of truth to something called a “blog-roll”- no doubt another astro-turfed left-wing attempt to silence critics, something that us in the center right are thankfully above. Apparently,they have already sent an agent provociture on a scouting run at our little 'fortress of freedom.'

Obviously, they want to intimidate me into removing their quaint propiganda arm from my “Blogs I monitor” list. Well, think again! Unfortunately, that's not how us war-bloggers roll! Not only will I monitor them twice as hard- I encourage all my readers to monitor them as well. On that inevitable day when you rumproasters let your guard down, we will be there. And then, to quote an unnamed patriot (possibly the great Ronald Regan): “we will bury you.”

Good night, fellow Americans. God bless.

(And too my war-commenters: I apologize for the lack of depth in this particular bit of citizen reporting- unfortunately I allowed my son to get me entangled in an internet snipe hunt for an affordable, backwards compatible,. refurbished PS3. Apparently, they don't exist. Also, budding.) 

Monday, September 28, 2009

Exposed: Insidious Disinformation Campaign!

The trouble with too many people is they believe the realm of truth always lies within their vision. 
    - Abraham Lincoln
It was obvious even before it started that the state-run-media hacks would do their best to minimize the tea party movement's heroic and surprisingly civil efforts to further honest debate in this country at the 9/12 tea party in D.C. Of course, their first go-to in this charade was a bald faced attempt to  the  pass off approximately 2 million protesters as a statistically insignificant “tens of thousands”- imagine the hubris of an institution that tries to pretend that we viewers can't tell the difference between 200 people and 6. All one had to do is look at the photographic evidence! For instance, compare this picture of the 9/12 patriots assembled peacefully on the mall from the war-bloggers at Say Anything:

Actual Photo of 9/12 Tea Party

Now, for comparison, look at this similar aerial shot of the promise keepers assembly from 1997, which for comparison, numbered only around one million:

Photo of a different protest

Obviously, it's hard to compare the two directly, since the Tea Partiers in the first picture politely contained their protest to the area between the capital and 3rd street to allow a African-American group to hold a reunion where as in the second the Promise Keepers lounged in a much looser group that extended to 17th. But it's fairly obvious that there are at least twice as many people in the first picture- impressive, considering the fact that they occupied less than half the space!

Luckily, a number of more trustworthy and honorable news sources quickly put this obvious lie quickly  to bed. Even if one can't grasp the photographic evidence, you have to accept the words of the renowned academics and researchers cited by Glen Beck in this definitive debunking of what I call the “thousanders”:

Obviously, in the face of such ironclad scholarship, especially given the pedigree of the well respected university in question, the state-run-media had to back off of their scurrilous claims- for a while, at least. But, I believe I have uncovered a  the first wave in a guerrilla campaign revive the revisionist crowd counting.

The history of our race, and each individual`s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.  
   - Mark Twain

The evidence is spread across the web, so widely and pervasively scattered that I can not help but believe it is being coordinated by some overreaching conspiracy. I've chosen two examples at random:

These pictures, posted at supposedly unconnected websites, purport to to be accurate pictures of 9/12 patriots on the day of the historic 2 million+ rally. The minute I saw them, my instincts as a budding citizen-journalist and war-blogger immediately recognized that a smell test was not being passed here! But, unlike the so-called 'main-stream-media journalists' who are content to pass off whatever fever dream that happens to skitter across echoing, white linoleum emptiness of their febrile minds as unassailable 'fact'- I decided to take the extra step and do some research! Research which confirmed my darkest fears!

Using the same sophisticated techniques pioneered by the citizen-scientists Techdude and Polarik who uncovered the forged 'birth certificate' of one BARRAK HUSSAIN OBAMA, I analyzed the two photos above. It was a complicated, lengthy process involving sophisticated analysis programs with names like Photoshopper Plus2 and complicated techniques like 'sharpen', 'resize' and the obscure 'the contrast' process. What I found was clear evidence of tampering in the areas indicated below:

You see, as the Washington City Paper points out, researchers at University of Illinois and Penn State have “concluded that the Mall, which takes up 2,620,515 square feet, could fit only 1,048,206 people, and that’s if they took up every inch of ground space and each person is allotted just 2.5 square feet, or about the size of the front page of USA Today.” And since on 9/12 there were twice that many people squeezed attentively in less than half that space, it's obvious that each protester on that day had only an area ¼ the size of a front page to stand in.

But, what do we see in these so called “authentic” photos? EMPTY GRASS! Much of it far larger than a newspaper! It is obvious what has happened here- some one with highly developed skills and almost certainly extremely expensive equipment HAS REMOVED DOZENS OF PROTESTERS AND REPLACED THEM WITH GRASS! All to support their ridiculous “thousander's template.”

Now, a conventional journalist- like, for instance, Glen Beck- is often forced by the MSM to rest on their laurels this point, merely content with exposing the lies of  the so-called-journalists in the pathologically dishonest sate-run-media. But not a citizen-journalist, like me and Michelle Malkin! For each citizen journalist is, in addition, an activist-for-truth- correcting the wrongs we see by personally inserting ourselves into the stories we report on in the spirit of true objectivity that journalism once held dear.

Luckily I, just by coincidence, live within driving distance of the same fine university Glen Beck mentioned in the above video, and am friendly with individuals in a department closely associated with the researchers he references. So I got together with these colleagues of those same researchers Glen Beck used (in this case an associate professor of advertising and a student of something called graphic design)- and together, using painstaking mathematics and subtle clues in the altered photos, we were able to reconstruct the scene as it must have actually looked before the revisionist editing:

I strongly urge all war-bloggers and citizen-journalists to avoid, at all cost, the many obviously misleading photos that are springing up across the web. In a perfect world, I would hope that they would preform the same procedures on other photos they come across that I have here, thus expanding the range of accurate portrayals of this proud day until they overwhelm the small army of fakes- but if this is beyond your capabilities, I give permission to link to those here. Preferably with attribution

Good night, fellow Americans. God bless.

A Grateful Nation Breaths a Sigh Of Relief

 There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
- Rush Limbaugh

As I mentioned in the comments previously, I am currently working on a complacency-shattering expose that will, I feel certain, be held up as a great victory of truth over forces of deception- in the same breath as the Whitewater investigation, Rathergate, and the proud day that patriot war-blogger Michelle Malkin proved that a 12-year old lied to the nation about s-chip by exposing his family's granite counter tops.

This is not that. That will come later tonight.

However, I decided that I must take the time from that complicated story to inform my readers of another breaking story in the world of citizen journalism. In recent days, the nation has lived under a cloud of dread regarding the death of census worker Bill Sparkman in Kentucky, and has searched mightily for a motive that doesn't implicate innocent becons of truth like Michele Bachman.

I am ecstatic to announce another patriot war-blogger Dan Riehl has cracked the case! I will let his Holmsian deductive faculties speak for themselves:
The condition of the body and his being naked also seems curious. Why strip someone down to their socks only to kill them? Finally Sparkman's bio and work history suggests at the least he was not just your average guy. No teaching degree, no full-time means of employment and no wife or kids so far as I am aware...   
I can't help but wonder if this wasn't a revenge killing disguised to look like something else. If he did have issues in this regard and messed with the wrong kid, it isn't as if something like that can be ruled out until we know more.
Of course, the eventual resolution of this matter was Fait accompli once the astute mister Riehl turned is prodigious attention to it. And we all know that no tears should be shed for anyone who would willingly defile our youth. I am just just glad that we can now go about our lives knowing that, rather than a senseless crime, what we see here is, in fact, justice.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Koming Kulturkampf Kontinues...

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision
    - Helen Keller
I realize, in retrospect, that some may feel I was over-zealous in the ending to last nights post, where I compared the marching socialism of the Obama nanny-statism to the to the obviously equivalent nanny statism of Nazi Germany under Adolph Hitler. I can think of two groups who might raise such concerns: 1) people that obviously hate their own country, or 2) those who, through no fault of their own, are little better than blind and deaf to the world around them. I mean this in a political sense of course- as anyone who has the barest grasp of history knows, those who actually suffer from these maladies in a physical sense will, as a rule, eagerly sell their freedom to the fascistic 'differently-abled' movement that holds such sway over our parking lots, thus falling under the first category by default and, by definition, are lost to us from the start.  (I can't, myself, account for this tragedy, but many have noted its ubiquity- If only they would heed the words of the wise woman I have quoted above and reject the tyranny of socialism.)

Now, while someone of my limited abilities has no chance of reaching the first group, I do hold out hope for reaching some few of those in the latter- or middle, depending on how you, the reader are counting things. (I myself, of course, count only two groups, since as a wise man once pithily observed “the only thing in the middle of the road is road kill”- ha ha! Touche, bon mot, too true, John Towers!)

Unfortunately, to be uncertain regarding politics in a conventional sense is one thing- even I am given to occasional lapses from time to time. But in order to wake those who cling to what must be willful obtuseness in the face of the political hell storm that has enveloped this battered nation in the past six months- this takes, in the words of Matt Drudge, a SHOCKING VIDEO:
"When an opponent declares,
'I will not come over to your side.'
I calmly say, 'Your child belongs to us already…'”
     - Adolf Hitler

Now I imagine some of you are feeling a bit uncomfortable right now- wondering to yourselves if you have somehow accidentally wandered into a Stormfront tribute thread, or some sick pedophilia-tinged political-theater created by Joe Stalin himself! I also share your discomfort. I admit I hesitated before placing such strong, repugnant imagery where even children could find it- I have a child myself! But this is too important for such considerations. In this case, the needs of my country are greater than any one person's mental safety- even if it is that of my own son.

For you see- this is not an archival film of Communist Russia, or Nazi Germany or even that hellish bastion of seething secular socialism that is modern day England, where those unfortunate enough to get a head cold must wait months before they can see their government provided death panel. No- THIS IS AMERICA! Or, should I say, Barrack Hussain Obama's Amerikkka!

You can be excused if you didn't immediately recognize this image of racist-socialist-communist-fascist indoctrination as something that would come from our proud country, with its noble center right traditions of honoring the patriotic call to FREEDOM, support for a conservitive traditions and shielding our innocent children from the gritty and unfortunate hurdy-gurdy of politics- like, for instance, innocent, the blue-eyed, blond haired Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sister Joyce Lynn Arian Nation. No, we only had to worry about such vile indoctrination occurring in isolated pockets, for example in the notoriously left-wing racist hate groups like the Klan. But, innocence? innocence was kept pure!

Now, less than one year after the usurpation of our democracy, we have come to this.
Remember, people- it took Hitler several years, and a 600+ book, before he could inspire this eerily similar display:

And it took the might of the entire red army to coerce the Russian people into using their children to curry favor with tyrants like this:

Look familiar? It should- just look at the children in the video! Familiar like a mirror!

Even in the country of our supposedly 'trusted' socialist 'friends', (according to 'Dear Leader'- I prefer to call them 'our former enemies,') it was only after centuries of habitual, obsequious and self-imposed serfdom that a display of such feckless abandon would even be possible towards a political leader in their new socialist heaven-

God save the Queen, indeed. And remember- the 'z' in Nazi? It stands for SOCIALISM!

Never before has such injustice been visited upon the most innocent! Again, my friends we have fallen as far as the worst tyrants in history have been able to drag their nations- In less than a year! How much further can we afford to fall before we, the new sons of liberty, are forced to act?

God have mercy on us all, my friends- and I only pray that the children shown in the SHOCKING VIDEO, and any other impressionable children that might wander across the psyche-rending horror that is this video, will at lest mange to hold out for the Republican Health Care Reform bill to pass before their madness truly becomes incurable.

Good night, fellow Americans. God bless.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Spirit of Patrick Henry LIVES ON!!!

On one or two occasions I have seen him angry, and his anger was terrible; those who witnessed it, were not disposed to rouse it again.
Thomas Jefferson, on Patrick Henry, December, 1824

And as before, so, too, again: in the darkest days of tyranny and fear, when the just are pushed to the breaking point, when the righteous despair of all hope- then, in those dire times, there appears that rarest and most valuable of things: a TRUE PATRIOT that cannot help but speak out!

We should all salute the brave and noble voice of this, one of the true heirs of the enlightenment-derived values that drove our ancestral fathers to found this great nation! Truly, now is a time like only one other- when this proud nation was birthed. A time when the qualities and exceptionalism that has made this nation the greatest on earth are being displayed with a righteous ferocity that shall make the tyrants across the world, and for generations to come, tremble at the thought of the spirit of the common man driven to take back that which god and nature have declared to be his- FREEDOM!

A free people [claim] their rights as derived from the laws of nature, and not as the gift of their chief magistrate.
Thomas Jefferson, Rights of British America, 1774

And what, my friends, could better encapsulate these natural laws than the yearning for freedom of a man like skolrebel here- the yearning for the freedom of flavored tobacco products! A freedom he will be stripped of by this apparently jewish (as only the heroic Skolrebel is bold enough to point out), kenyan, nazi communist tyrant who's iron fist is, even now, crushing the god given rights from the people of this country like squeezing the whiskey flavor from a tin of chaw? This shit is, indeed, "gettin' old." And NOBAMA is, indeed, clearly, "out of control." It is not, as this vehicle for our collective outrage so wisely puts it, (with more intensity than this blogger is willing to muster up,) "f*ing right." Truer words were never spoke.

The beacon of freedom, echoed variously through the ages- one remembers Kennedy's "Ich bin ein Berliner" and Reagan's "shining city upon a hill"- has found a new home. We are all, to echo this proud son of democracy, "one pissed off American," that is, at long last, "tired of f*ing havin' to put up with f*ing shit." Especially in regards to a president who, as this son of the revolution so cogently points out, "can't even think, 'cause (he's) not American. " He will, indeed, have "a lot of haters, hating (his) ass." And justly so.

Remember- first they came for the flavored Skol, and I did not speak out, for I did not dip.


Good night, fellow Americans. God bless.

Well, this is interesting

I actually engaged in this rather impulsively. To be honest, I really didn't even expect the name to be available- most of the names I choose aren't. So, I have no burning issues to attack tonight.


I have lots and lots to say! And I'll get right on that-