Exposed: Now You See It...

UPDATE: The vile plans of the OBAMA-crats have been undone! No doubt due to vigilant citizen-reporting such as that seen here by the likes of Glen Beck, Malkin, and yours truly! VICTORY FOR FREEDOM!

(Note: this post is absurdly large. I probably should have broken it into two posts, or edited it severely. This is the problem with arbitrary, self-imposed dead-lines. Bear with me- I think the ending works, and there are a couple of good spots along the way. Looking into ways to truncate posts with continued option.)_

Misdirection is the key element. We can create a space where we give them something to look at to take their mind away from what they really should be seeing.
-Chris Conti

So it seems that suddenly all the talking heads in the state run media and our 'representative' lie-bral aristocracy in congress are all a-twitter that "something must be done" (pound fist on desk impotently) about health-care. We need, they tell us, all sorts of reforms- blathering on and on to praise things like single-payers, choice (they love their abortions!), recissions, man dates (although what the homosexual agenda has to do with catching a cold is hardly clear), and death panels. Suddenly, out of the blue, with no precedent to speak of, we are told that we have a health care crisis! One would think that, were this the case, someone might have mentioned it in the presidential election we just held. Since I can remember no such calls, all this urgency seems a bit contrived. Obviously it can wait for later.

We all know the old rule when it comes to democrats: if they're running abound, shouting about what's going on on the one hand, its usually just to get you to ignore what they're doing with the other- normally some vile, depraved act just out of sight beneath the dinner table that is America! While most polite citizens would be happy to put down their forks, push back their chairs and merely walk away from such animal displays, this is not in the nature of a citizen journalist. It is our lot- nay our burning passion- to be driven to look under the table and watch every one of the sickened lusts these reprobates are slacking. And we will continue watching until the unpleasant, yet strangely fascinating, affair reaches its natural, shuddering and messy climax. Then we tell everyone we can what we saw, in as much detail as possible. For freedom.

So, what are the corrupto-crats desperately trying distract you from with all this 'health care' talk? For that, we turn to two of the most heroic heroes of independent-minded citizen-journalism:

Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.
Richard M. Nixon

Note: For some reason, every time I use the googles, I keep coming up with this picture of Michelle. Although it fails to portray her natural beauty accurately, I can't help but feel that it accurately portrays the fighting spirit of her soul.

Now, one of the five 'W' words that every citizen journalist learns from reading wikipedia is 'how'- as in, 'how is Obama cheapening the office of the president to secure this Olympic bid?' Another is 'who'- 'who will be funneling all the money that is supposed to go to the Olympics directly to the Obama machine?' 'What' is yet another- such as “what is the point of having the Olympics in chicago when it could be in Kenya?” Especially, since as Rush Limbaugh points out, it would let “Obama's brother... make some money renting out his hut to Bob Costas.”  It only seems fair.

But perhaps the most intriguing and important is 'why'- 'why does Obama want to have the Olympics in Chicago so much that he would bankrupt the county and kill countless grandmothers with phony healthcare in order to get it?' It is through asking simple, neutral questions like these that the truth of a matter is effortlessly be laid bare.

And the answer to that last question is simple: Obama is Chicago. He has ruled it through shadowy connections for decades and plans to make it the new capitol of his one world government. Towards this end, he is using the Olympics to reach three goals: 1) ensuring that every, last dollar in the US is funneled into his personal coffers, 2) providing a smoke screen to cover up the importation of a socialist hoard onto American soil and 3) the destruction of the NFL in favor of a one-world-soccer league.

Now, often times, people who are unfamiliar with the rules of citizen-journalism will ask for objective proof for the things we say. For instance, the moonbat­-o-sphere world is pretending to be outraged about the clip above, incredulously asking 'how can Glen Beck know that canada has gone bankrupt over the Vancouver Olympics when the won't occur until 2010?' This is because they don't understand the simple power of the 5 'W''s- once one asks one of these simple, unbiased questions, the answer is usually obvious. Beck doesn't have to prove that the Olympics will turn our 'neighbors' (ugh!) to the north into a banana republic in a few short years- HE SIMPLY KNOWS! All he had to do is ask himself the simple question: 'How badly will the Olympics devastate Canada in 2010,' and the answer is mathematically obvious.

Another example of this is Michelle Malkin's stunning revelation that the gang-related death of a teenager in Chicago was not only carried out with the direct approval of Barrak Hussian Obama, but was directly connected to the Olympic bid. You see, it's not necessary to all kinds of exhausting leg work and bothersome 'fact-finding' (whatever that is) in order to understand truth of this- all one has to do is ask,'why- since Obama is a thug, and therefore in charge of all the thugs in Chicago- did he personally order this hit,' and the answers drops out like a chicken-egg of freedom. ( It's is worth noting that Malkin is not alone in noting this connection- the Confederate Yankee has also discovered this self evident truth.)

The Faces of Obama: Gang Members, Organized Crime and Illinois Nazis

But, for those of you demanding proof of my ironclad observations I'll provide a few very suggestive factioids which clearly support my three theses:

BARRAK HUSSEIN OBAMA-THE CZAR OF CHICAGO?: A very interesting question- and I'll answer it by posing several more interesting questions! For example, how else was then candidate Obama able to personally strong arm the International Olympics committee into nominating Chicago in SEPT. 2008? And how is he, and he alone, managing to ram this debacle down the throats of the public there, when a very exacting, scientific poll (380 people, margin of error of only 5%) shows that only a teeny, tiny minority of 40% - 50% of voting Chicagoians in the major metro area support it- which, of course, means it faces an overwhelming disapproval rate of 84% across the chicagoland area. (Hat tip to Michelle Malkin!)

Further questions arise: Why did unnamed agents directly representing 'The One' himself order a local FOX affiliate to pull an anti-olympics news piece, going so far as to masquerade as the station's own management? Why would a firm involved in something called 'PR'- a firm that was once owned by David Axelrod, and that still employs his son- be doing public relations work for the nonprofit Chicago 2016 Committee even after Axelrod divested himself of any interest in it? How did Valerie Jerrett use the dead certainty the President's upcoming trip to profit obscenely by divesting herself of all realestate holdings she held before entering government? Why are they once again indoctrinating school children? Who are Penny Pritzker and Michael Scott Jr ? And finally, as and astute reader of Malkin's blog points out in an emai, (and which Malkin relates,)- what about:

Governor after Governor going to jail. Pay to play schemes. Crumbling and outdated infrastructure. Deteriorating public housing. Failing, dumbing-down schools. Hospital cutbacks. Sanctuary city. Never-ending gang wars (outbursts every Spring requiring massive police presence, police outmanned at the Taste of Chicago, innocents shot in the crossfire weekly, current beating video out now). Cemetery scandal (bodies removed and graves resold)…Acorn, Bill Ayers, Rezko, Blago, Wright. Univ. of Illinois 'clout' scandal. Illegal preferential city hiring. City inspectors on the take (Operation Crooked Code). Voter fraud. The unemployment rate. Taxes through the roof. Mayor Daley attempting to extend city taxes to the suburbs. All this, and more…

Penny Pritzker and Micheal Scott, Jr.

I believe I have proven my point. It is obvious from asking these many, completely innocuous and simple 'W' questions, that the only answer we can arrive at is that Obama is using his murky connections in his crime riddled pseudo-capital to funnel the wealth of the world into the coffers of his 'New Rome' in order to turn it into a city-state capitol of a world encompassing empire which is ruled by sharia law. Q.E.D.

IT'S THE SOCIALISM, STUPID: Now, as to the second charge. Once you realize that this whole puppet show is merely the opening salvo in a bid for world domination, the next question is, 'what will be the shape of the sad new world Dear Leader rules over?' Communist? Fascist? Or Socialist? In order to answer this question we should first look at the unwashed dregs The Messiah plans on soiling the unsullied ground of our proud nation with- they are, to a man, from bastions of filthy, godless socialism: places like Australia, Ireland, Singapore, Somalia, The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Island Seas, Lower Slobbovia and Republic of Strong Badia the Free.

Another factor in play is the staging ground for this imminent invasion: The Olympic Village. Bad enough is the fact that this compound is going to be built with government funds (socialism), feature communal living (Socialism) and free health clinics for participants. (SOCIALISM!) Worse still, it represents the crowning achievement for one the most notorious of our homegrown supporters of a marxian disneyland. I think we can all remember the last un-elected despot who cited the need for 'villages'- I speak, of course of Hillary Rodham Clinton (SOCIALIST!!!!!)- who once again just happens to hold an un-elected position in an illegitimate government. There is no doubt that these 'villages' are nothing other than fronts for FEMA-type reeducation camps for our nations center-right children.

And lastly, and most troubling, I give you this image of what will be hidden amongst the detritus washing up on our shores, should Obama succeeds in his megalomaniacal plan:

I won't describe this. It's too vile.

Disgusting.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ...

 This is the most transparently obvious of the three monumental threats to Life, Liberty and Justice, If you are only willing to follow the ironclad logic I've outlined above.

For centuries now, everything that is good and noble and pure about this experiment in citizen rule we call America has been distilled and celebrated in one activity that reveals all that is good in ourselves and our country. It is a sport, a calling, a wonderful dream that is so essentially American in its character and composition that we have named it the 'American Pastime.' I speak, of course, of the National Football League.

But there is another game out there- though I refuse to call it a 'sport'; a brutish heaving and ho-ing that pits disorganized masses of graceless thugs in a petty and pointless quest for endlessly tied games. Given their penchant for all things ugly and profane it has achieve something of a currency on that dismal island our future English over-lords call home.

Here, we rightly relegate this activity to the gutter realm of 'entertainment' usually reserved for snuff films and Celene Dion, under the name of 'soccer.'

In the land of vomitus beer and poor dental hygiene, they call it- and I shudder to even imagine what it must sound like in their guttural language:

Football.

It's obvious the two can not co-exist in a sane world, let alone the dystopia that Herr Husein is planning. Any question witch one he's betting on?

A picture is worth a thousand words.

-Napoleon Bonaparte

Since I promised my readers an exclusive, you might be wondering why I have spent so much time laying out the arguments of others, persuasive as they might be. Firstly, I do this to honor them- and the work they tirelessly do for the otherwise voiceless and powerless center-right majority in this country. Truly, their moderate and thoughtful words are provide us all- Reagan democrats, moderate libertarians, football moms- inspiration and hope.

And inspire me they did! Following in the footsteps of their intrepid citizen-journalism, I endeavored to contact a former acquaintance who went to school with the daughter of a man who was a drinking buddy of a former employee of a company which also once employed the son of David Axelrod to see if he could shed any light on the subject. Although he was unwilling to say much- out of fear or complicity, I couldn't say. But he had heard rumor's of a particular image that was being shopped around to silk-screening outfits in the Chicago-land area, with requests for bids to have it reproduced on t-shirts, boxer-shorts, and suspiciously flag sized lengths of fabric. I immediately dispatched his description to the the trusted academics of the world famous university I live by, and they faithfully recreated this ominous image. It may just be an honest, capitalist enterprise- or it may be the last thing you see as the FEMA helicopters round your family up for re-education. Either way, I present it for you here:

And now ask yourselves: WHY?

Good night, fellow Americans. God bless.